My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

hans moleman shaking

My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

The hamster has learned a valuable lesson -- beware the hand of man.

hamster getting shocked by an electrified piece of food

The hamster has learned a valuable lesson -- beware the hand of man.

Hey girls, check out this president. I am not a butt!

bart simpson's butt dressed up as president richard nixon

Hey girls, check out this president. I am not a butt!

You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.

chief clancy wiggum shaking his hand no in worry

Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.

Chief Wiggum: They are? Oh, no! Have they set a date?