Moe: Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe: [into phone] Hold on. I'll check. [to crowd] Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass.
Hugh: Oh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone.
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: Uh... hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look. I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young man.
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