Handle first, handle first...

elderly lady screaming because homer simpson handed her a nev-r-dull knife with the blade first

Homer: Good evening, Madame. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife edge. Here... shake hands with the Slash-Co.

Elderly Lady: Aaah!

Homer: (to self) Handle first, handle first...

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