You will give one hundred and ten percent.

hypnotist hypnotizing the springfield nuclear power plant softball team

Hypnotist: You are all very good players.

All the players: [hypnotized] We are all very good players.

Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.

All the players: [hypnotized] We will beat Shelbyville.

Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.

All the players: [hypnotized] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most any one can give.

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