Showing posts with label Dead Putting Society. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dead Putting Society. Show all posts

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

bart simpson clapping with one hand

Lisa: Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?

Bart: Piece of cake.

Lisa: No Bart, It's a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.

Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up!

homer simpson mimicking monkey on minigolf course

Give up, Homeboy, there's a six-stroke limit.

homer simpson stomping in anger on minigolf course

Give up, Homeboy, there's a six-stroke limit.