I'm not actually quitting making two-frame gifs, but I am quitting posting to Blogger and Wordpress. Not very many people visit these sites, and both require more effort to post than TWITTER and TUMBLR. So, in summary:
Why I laugh?
Homer: This calls for a celebration. We're all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It's April Fools' for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it's May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All: [laughing]
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
All: [laughing]
Homer: Why I laugh?
And this happy little fellow is the gouger.
Lisa, so you won't be scared, I'll show you some of the tools I'll be using. This is the scraper. This is the poker. And this happy little fellow is the gouger. Now, the first thing I'll be doing is chiseling some teeth out of your jawbone. Hold still while I gas you.
Give her this... and this... and then these.
Man in white coat: Give her this... and this... and then these.
Selma: Thank you, Doctor.
Man in white coat: Oh, I'm not a doctor.






















