The nominees for best writing in a cartoon series are: Strong-dar, Master of Akom, the wedding episode. Action Figure Man, the "How to Buy Action Figure Man" episode. Ren and Stimpy, season premiere. And finally, Itchy and Scratchy, "The Little Barber Shop of Horrors" episode.
Principal Dondelinger: Now I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: No!
Principal Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.
Homer: This is not happening. This is not happening!
Ehh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a-- ha ha ha! Hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?
