Showing posts with label Krusty the Clown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Krusty the Clown. Show all posts

And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?

sideshow luke perry holding up his balloon model of a 19th century carousel

Krusty the Clown: Look, kids! A horsie! And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?

Luke Perry: A 19th-century carousel.

Nah, that guy's giving it away for free.

the crazy old man singer (the old jewish man) singing the old gray mare and dancing

Bart: Krusty, are you making any money?

Krusty the Clown: Nah, that guy's giving it away for free.

Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!

worker and parasite cartoon cat and mouse
Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy, except they're on The Gabbo Show now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!

Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me.

krusty the clown putting out his cigarette

Krusty the Clown: Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me. I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried 'em all. Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop --

Miss Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.

Krusty the Clown: Oh, yeah. I slaughtered the Special Olympics.

This patch steadily releases nicotine into my body, eliminating my need for cigarettes.

krusty the clown licking his nicotine patch
This patch steadily releases nicotine into my body, eliminating my need for cigarettes.

Hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?

krusty the clown waving his hands

Ehh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a-- ha ha ha! Hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?

Nooooo!

lisa simpson screaming

Ralph: I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!

Lisa: Nooooo!