Showing posts with label Mr. Plow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mr. Plow. Show all posts

You think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?

dealer making a whip cracking sound to convince homer simpson to buy a plow

Homer: Well... I really should discuss this with my wife.

Dealer: Your wife? [imitating whipcrack]

Homer: What? You think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?

Dealer: [imitating whipcracks]

Homer: I'll take it!

Pure. West.

adam west tapping his chest

Oh. I guess you're only familiar with the new "Batman" movies. Michelle Pfeiffer... ha! The only true "Catwoman" is Julie Newmar, Lee Merriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. [tapping chest] Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Do you come with the car?

homer simpson placing a card in a box and talking with an attractive woman standing next to a car

Homer: Do you come with the car?

Model: Oh, you!

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

homer simpson test driving a tiny foreign car

Salesman: She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

Homer: What country is this car from?

Salesman: It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive and you'll agree, "Dazgreb ebn zloty gdev!"