I'm not actually quitting making two-frame gifs, but I am quitting posting to Blogger and Wordpress. Not very many people visit these sites, and both require more effort to post than TWITTER and TUMBLR. So, in summary:
All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.
All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.
Why I laugh?
Homer: This calls for a celebration. We're all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It's April Fools' for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it's May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All: [laughing]
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
All: [laughing]
Homer: Why I laugh?
And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon
And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon -- except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and the 50 foot magnifying glass, and that escalator to nowhere.
Son, they call it a "droodle."
Marge: Honey, did you have any luck?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
Bart: What is it, Dad?
Homer: Son, they call it a "droodle."
Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.
Homer: Once we get these cats out of the way, it won't be too bad.
Realtor: Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.






















