Showing posts with label Marge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marge. Show all posts

Hard work made us quit.



I'm not actually quitting making two-frame gifs, but I am quitting posting to Blogger and Wordpress. Not very many people visit these sites, and both require more effort to post than TWITTER and TUMBLR. So, in summary:

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

police car lights flashing on marge simpson

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

Why I laugh?

the simpson family laughing at homer's coma

Homer: This calls for a celebration. We're all going to Hawaii!

All: [gasping]

Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It's April Fools' for two more minutes.

Bart: Dad, it's May 16.

Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.

Marge: Uh-huh.

All: [laughing]

Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!

Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!

All: [laughing]

Homer: Why I laugh?

If you think I'm cuddly, and you want my company...

ned flanders singing a love song to the tune of "da ya think i'm sexy" to maude flanders

If you think I'm cuddly
And you want my company
Come on wifey let me know!
Uh, uh, uh! [howling]

Hmm, well, you've cooled down.

homer simpson seductively purring at marge simpson

Marge: Hmm, well, you've cooled down.

Homer: That's what you think. [purrs]

And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon

popsicle stick skyscraper, fifty foot magnifying glass, and escalator to nowhere

And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon -- except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and the 50 foot magnifying glass, and that escalator to nowhere.

Son, they call it a "droodle."

homer simpson spinning a dreidel

Marge: Honey, did you have any luck?

Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.

Bart: What is it, Dad?

Homer: Son, they call it a "droodle."

Quiet! Biet! Diet! Ziet! Fiet!

baby bart simpson singing loudly and banging on pots and pans

Marge: Honey? Honey, honey, honey? Could you please be quiet?

Bart: Quiet! Biet! Diet! Ziet! Fiet!

Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.

homer and marge simpson looking at a home owned by cats

Homer: Once we get these cats out of the way, it won't be too bad.

Realtor: Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.