can we have a pool, dad?: Selma

Showing posts with label Selma. Show all posts

Showing posts with label Selma. Show all posts

Don't be scared, Jub Jub. It's Mama.

jub jub screaming at selma bouvier's face in the 128-ounce supperware tub

Patty: We've got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware.

Selma: Uh-huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it. Don't be scared, Jub Jub. It's Mama.

Give her this... and this... and then these.

lisa simpson shivering while a man gives selma bouvier pills for lisa

Man in white coat: Give her this... and this... and then these.

Selma: Thank you, Doctor.

Man in white coat: Oh, I'm not a doctor.

lisa simpson hallucinating while looking at selma bouvier

You're charming the pants off of me.

bart simpson looking at selma bouvier through beer goggles

Bart: Beer Goggles -- See the world through the eyes of a drunk. Wow!

Selma: [sexy voice] You're charming the pants off of me.

Bart: What'd you say, Aunt Selma?

Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!

What a beautiful little girl.

barney gumble donating sperm

Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality?

Sperm Doctor: Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process.

Barney: All done!

Nurse: Thank you.

Barney: Always a pleasure. What a beautiful little girl.

Baby: [Barney belch]

Other Babies: [belch] [belch] [belch]

Patty, I want a baby.

maggie simpson frantically trying to open the car door to escape

Patty, I want a baby.

sideshow bob watching selma bouvier watch television

Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

sideshow bob shuddering at the thought of rubbing selma bouvier's feet

Selma: Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

Sideshow Bob: [shuddering groan]

Even murder has its ugly side.

sideshow bob scrubbing himself clean after having sex with selma bouvier

Selma: [moaning] Bob, one of my fillings fell out.

Sideshow Bob: Even murder has its ugly side.

sideshow bob looking at selma bouvier in bed

Welcome to our video honeymoon.

selma bouvier introducing her honeymoon video

Selma: Welcome to our video honeymoon. We're using the video camera Cousin Dot gave us, and the video cassette Homer gave us.

Homer: Hey, and after we watch this, we can tape over it.

I do.

sideshow bob saying "i do" as the grim reaper

Reverend Lovejoy: Do you Bob, take Selma, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?

Sideshow Bob: I do.

selma bouvier and sideshow bob singing karaoke

It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

homer simpson carving the thanksgiving turkey and turkey pieces flying everywhere all over the guests

Marge: You are NOT going to perform that operation yourself.

Homer: But Marge! It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

[shuddering groans]

bart simpson and lisa simpson shuddering while lying in bed with their aunt patty bouvier and aunt selma bouvier

Patty: [loud, obnoxious snoring]

Bart and Lisa: [shuddering groans]

I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!

homer simpson crying after he realizes he doesn't know anything about bart simpson

Homer: Oh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat.

Homer: I'm also fat!

All those light bulb-warmed treats always tasted extra good.

patty and selma bouvier eating cookies that marge simpson made with her child-size electric light bulb oven

All those light bulb-warmed treats always tasted extra good.

And because I'd worked for it...

marge simpson excitedly waiting for cookies to be ready

And because I'd worked for it...

We want those dress shields hand-washed and drip-dried.

patty and selma bouvier lying on their beds while marge simpson is washing their clothing

Patty: Venus. Oh, Venus!

Selma: We want those dress shields hand-washed and drip-dried.

Hmm, okay!

marge simpson agreeing to be patty and selma bouvier's slave

Patty: We'll give you half our allowance.

Selma: Uh huh. But you have to be our slave.

Marge: Hmm, okay!

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