can we have a pool, dad?: Homer Alone

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Showing posts with label Homer Alone. Show all posts

train traveling to springfield

homer simpson shaking lisa simpson off of his leg

C'mon kids, it's time to rub Aunt Patty's feet.

bart simpson and lisa simpson shuddering when told it's time to rub aunt patty bouvier's feet

C'mon kids, it's time to rub Aunt Patty's feet.

Hey kids... uh... you haven't seen Maggie around anyplace have you?

bart simpson and lisa simpson holding onto homer simpson's leg and shaking their heads no

Homer: Hey kids... uh... you haven't seen Maggie around anyplace have you?

Bart and Lisa: Uh-um.

Homer: Well, I gotta go.

Hey, Homer. I think I've got her!

barney gumble pulling up a water pipe from under the simpson's front step

Barney: Hey, Homer. I think I've got her! Come on!

Homer: Barney! You're gonna pull her arm off!

Barney: The sooner I get her out, the sooner we can have omelets.

[shuddering groans]

bart simpson and lisa simpson shuddering while lying in bed with their aunt patty bouvier and aunt selma bouvier

Patty: [loud, obnoxious snoring]

Bart and Lisa: [shuddering groans]

Whoa! Someone smells stinky!

barney gumble smelling his own shirt and armpits

Whoa! Someone smells stinky! [sniffing shirt] Oh, it's me.

Well, well, if it isn't little Bart. Remember your Uncle Barney?

barney gumble petting maggie simpson while homer simpson holds her

Well, well, if it isn't little Bart. Remember your Uncle Barney?

maggie simpson applauding and clapping

homer simpson putting on a puppet show for maggie simpson

homer simpson stapling maggie simpson's diaper

She's startin' to give.

homer simpson trying to pull maggie simpson away from the door frame

She's startin' to give.

Wish I'd thought of that.

maggie simpson holding onto the door frame

Lisa: Wish I'd thought of that.

Oh, now you've gotten chocolate all over everything.

krusty the clown yelling at mr. teeny for pushing and fiddling with the buttons in his car

Oh, now you've gotten chocolate all over everything.

Mr. Teeny, stop fiddling with the buttons!

mr. teeny pushing and fiddling with the buttons in krusty the clown's car

Mr. Teeny, stop fiddling with the buttons!

And look out at the corner of Fourteenth and Elm, 'cause I just dropped my bagel.

arnie pye in the sky's helicopter hovering over the springfield memorial bridge

This is Arnie Pye with "Arnie in the Sky." We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic goin' wa-ay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of Fourteenth and Elm, 'cause I just dropped my bagel.

[lion's roar]

marge simpson roaring like a lion at the bus driver tapping on her car window

[lion's roar]

Look, lady, this better be good.

bus driver tapping on the window of marge simpson's car

Look, lady, this better be good.

Noooo!

marge simpson screaming and having a breakdown in the car

Noooo!

Mom, Bart's making faces at me.

bart simpson making faces at lisa simpson in the car

Lisa: Mom, Bart's making faces at me.

Bart: It's a nervous twitch and I'm a little sensitive about it if you don't mind.

Lisa: Mom, he's doing it again. Bart, quit it! Quit it! Hey quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Mommmm!!

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