can we have a pool, dad?: Patty

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Don't be scared, Jub Jub. It's Mama.

jub jub screaming at selma bouvier's face in the 128-ounce supperware tub

Patty: We've got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware.

Selma: Uh-huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it. Don't be scared, Jub Jub. It's Mama.

Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

sideshow bob tapping his fingers impatiently

Man: Thank you, Señor MacGyver. You saved our village.

MacGyver: Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

All our money's tied up in this woman.

marge simpson twirling the phone cord with her fingers while talking on the phone with her sister patty

Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for.

Patty: You don't?

It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

homer simpson carving the thanksgiving turkey and turkey pieces flying everywhere all over the guests

Marge: You are NOT going to perform that operation yourself.

Homer: But Marge! It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

C'mon kids, it's time to rub Aunt Patty's feet.

bart simpson and lisa simpson shuddering when told it's time to rub aunt patty bouvier's feet

C'mon kids, it's time to rub Aunt Patty's feet.

[shuddering groans]

bart simpson and lisa simpson shuddering while lying in bed with their aunt patty bouvier and aunt selma bouvier

Patty: [loud, obnoxious snoring]

Bart and Lisa: [shuddering groans]

I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good.

homer simpson looking at a flaming homer

I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good.

I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!

homer simpson crying after he realizes he doesn't know anything about bart simpson

Homer: Oh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat.

Homer: I'm also fat!

Ugly... Ugly... Butch...

patty bouvier looking for a new hairstyle in a magazine

Ugly... Ugly... Butch...

All those light bulb-warmed treats always tasted extra good.

patty and selma bouvier eating cookies that marge simpson made with her child-size electric light bulb oven

All those light bulb-warmed treats always tasted extra good.

And because I'd worked for it...

marge simpson excitedly waiting for cookies to be ready

And because I'd worked for it...

We want those dress shields hand-washed and drip-dried.

patty and selma bouvier lying on their beds while marge simpson is washing their clothing

Patty: Venus. Oh, Venus!

Selma: We want those dress shields hand-washed and drip-dried.

Hmm, okay!

marge simpson agreeing to be patty and selma bouvier's slave

Patty: We'll give you half our allowance.

Selma: Uh huh. But you have to be our slave.

Marge: Hmm, okay!

Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.

patty bouvier sprays barney gumble with mace

Hey, you're Homer's sister in law, right? I remember you, but I don't remember you being so beau[belches]tiful. Ow! Hey! [belching and coughing] Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.

I don't want you bragging to your friends about how you scored.

selma bouvier watching patty bouvier and principal skinner kissing

Alright. One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends about how you scored.