Orville: I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Hurley: You bitter?
Orville: Yep. Bit him too. [laughing] Ow!
Showing posts with label Colonel Homer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colonel Homer. Show all posts
All our money's tied up in this woman.
Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for.
Patty: You don't?
We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track.
Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off. We're getting some kind of grinding noise on the track.
This time love is for real...
So I spit on my hands
Knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right toward center field
This time I'm hittin' a home run
This time love is for real
Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart...
Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin' and missin' at lovin' and kissin'
My average was point double aught eight
Put it back! Put it back!
Nurse 1: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
Nurse 2: Put it back! Put it back!
It's a song I wrote while I was moppin' up your dried blood and teeth.
Tonight I'd like to try something a little different. It's a song I wrote while I was moppin' up your dried blood and teeth.
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