Tomorrow is another school day!

Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again. After all, tomorrow is another school day!

I don't want you bragging to your friends about how you scored.

Alright. One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends about how you scored.

These pants come off at night just like everybody else's.

Homer: Tell me, Principal Skinner, are you married?

Principal Skinner: Only to my job.

Homer: But if you weren't married to your job, you'd tend to go for a girl, right?

Principal Skinner: Well of course. These pants come off at night just like everybody else's.

And one and two and three and reach and five and six and seven and eight--

Marge: And one and two and three and reach and five and six and seven and eight--

Homer: Marge, honey, I've got five words to say to you: Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbeque Pit.

Marge: Oh, Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?

Homer: Marge! I'm only human!