Showing posts with label Dog of Death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dog of Death. Show all posts

It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

homer simpson carving the thanksgiving turkey and turkey pieces flying everywhere all over the guests

Marge: You are NOT going to perform that operation yourself.

Homer: But Marge! It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

Uh, Mr. Burns... I need to borrow some money.

mr. burns rapidly pressing the security alarm button

Homer: Uh, Mr. Burns... I need to borrow some money.

Mr. Burns: Please, do go on...

Homer: I know you're a good man, and I have a dog that's very sick...

Mr. Burns: Oh, please, continue.

Homer: I thought maybe you... [seeing guards] Oh. Well, thanks for your time.