Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came West in 1838.

Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came West in 1838. Along the way, he met a ferocious bear and killed him with his bare hands. That's B-A-R-E hands. Although, modern historians recently uncovered evidence that the bear, in fact, probably killed him.

Side note: This is the scene that gave rise to the brilliant idea of two-frame Simpsons gifs.

Uh, hello, bears!

Camping Man: Great camping trip, honey. Travelled 800 miles, haven't even seen a squirrel yet.

Camping Woman: Well, the ranger at the gate said we should watch out for bears.

Camping Man: Oh, bears! Mm-hmm. Right, right. Let me show you how many bears there are around here. Uh, hello, bears! Um, come on. Have a donut. Oh, what the heck, have me! Come and get it!