Showing posts with label Santa's Little Helper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa's Little Helper. Show all posts

Maybe we should let the dog in.

santa's little helper shivering in the cold outside

Marge: Maybe we should let the dog in.

Homer: Marge, dogs love the outdoors.

Marge: I think he needs a dog house.

Homer: Yeah, but what're ya gonna do?

Marge: I'll bet we could buy a nice dog house for fifty dollars.

Homer: Marge, you're a tool of the dog house makers.

Marge: I am not!

Homer: Yes, you are. You've been brainwashed by all those dog house commercials on TV.

You know, people think only mules can pull carts. Impatient people think that, but patient people know better.

farmer inspecting santa's little helper

You know, people think only mules can pull carts. Impatient people think that, but patient people know better.