You know who the real crooks are -- those sleazy Hollywood producers.

Homer: Hey, when do we get the check for this?

Marge: Well, they said they changed it just enough so they don't have to pay us.

Homer: You know who the real crooks are -- those sleazy Hollywood producers.

Occasionally the police arrived to search my home.

Principal Skinner: Occasionally the police arrived to search my home. ... I shouted until I was hoarse, but they couldn't hear me.

[begin flashback]

Principal Skinner: I'm in here!

Chief Wiggum: Well, let's go.

[end flashback]

I made a game of it, seeing how many times I could bounce the ball in a day, then trying to break that record.

For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother's delicious preserves and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand. I made a game of it, seeing how many times I could bounce the ball in a day, then trying to break that record.

Kill my boy! Kill my boy!

Kill my boy! Kill my boy!

There, there. There, there.

Bart: Reverend Lovejoy! You've come to comfort me?

Reverend Lovejoy: Yes, Bart. There, there. There, there.

I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.

Princess Opal: I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.

Chief Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.

Princess Opal: Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits. Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.

Chief Wiggum: Really? Willie Nelson?

I can assure you we'll be using the most advanced, scientific techniques in the field of... body finding.

I can assure you we'll be using the most advanced, scientific techniques in the field of... body finding.

Children, I don't know how to break this to you... but... Principal Skinner is missing.

Mrs. Krabappel: Children, I don't know how to break this to you... but... Principal Skinner is missing.

Children: Yay!

You didn't see nothing. Now, beat it.

You didn't see nothing. Now, beat it.

How long does it take to deliver a pizza?

Marge: Bart's been acting very strangely and that pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks. How long does it take to deliver a pizza?

Man 1: Our cover's blown.

Man 2: Let's roll.

The contents of the hijacked truck: some 12,000 cartons of Laramie 100s.

The contents of the hijacked truck: some 12,000 cartons of Laramie 100s.

It's funny because it's true.

It's funny because it's true.

Make Legs a Manhattan.

Fat Tony: Can you mix drinks?

Bart: I don't know.

Legs: I'll have a Manhattan.

Fat Tony: Make Legs a Manhattan.

Bart: I'm not sure I... [men point guns at Bart]

You didn't believe me when I said it would be fun, did you?

Principal Skinner: You didn't believe me when I said it would be fun, did you?

Bart: No, thir.