Showing posts with label Nelson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nelson. Show all posts

I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction.

nelson muntz lighting a flamethrower

Attention, everyone. This is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction. Now let's trash this dump!

Those guys must be millionaires!

yo-yo spinning trick

Bart: Those guys must be millionaires!

Nelson: I'll bet they get all kinds of girls!

Knock it off!

principal seymour skinner standing on the stage of the springfield elementary auditorium in front of a bunch of crazy kids

People... people... Allllll right. You know I can wait just as long as you. [Crosses his arms and waits, then] Knock it off!

Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.

bart simpson yawning while watching a school movie about zinc

Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.

Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.

Jimmy: Dear God, what have I done?

Like the arrogant Roman and Judah Ben Hur, these modern charioteers battle ferociously. No quarter given, none asked.

bart simpson and nelson muntz racing soap box racers, honor roller and roadkill 2000, neck and neck

Like the arrogant Roman and Judah Ben Hur, these modern charioteers battle ferociously. No quarter given, none asked.

You must be at least eight years old to enter.

boys watching the top hat channel

Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air! The most beautiful women in the world! Just fifty cents! I am your host, Bart Simpson! You must be at least eight years old to enter.

TV: And now, The Top Hat Channel is honored to present: Broadcast Nudes.

All: Ooh!

Milhouse: Gross!

Martin: Yet strangely compelling.

Although Nelson shall have no official power, he shall remain a figurehead of menace in the neighborhood.

Although Nelson shall have no official power, he shall remain a figurehead of menace in the neighborhood.

Armistice treaty, article four. Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger. Article five. Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist. Article six. Although Nelson shall have no official power, he shall remain a figurehead of menace in the neighborhood.