[calmly] Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot.
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Ay, caramba!
Mrs. Krabappel: "Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet. Why don't we go out to dinner and afterward we can go to my apartment for some home cookin'."
Bart: Huh? [realizing] Ay, caramba!
What if I see something really weird in the sky?
Homer: Well Marge, self-improvement has always been a passion of mine. Bring on the swear jar. Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with the hammer?
Marge: Yes, Homer.
Homer: What if I catch on fire?
Marge: No, Homer.
Homer: What if I see something really weird in the sky?
Marge: Yes, Homer.
Homer: What about when we snuggle?
Marge: Uh... that's okay.
If he's got everything where it should be, I'm reelin' him in.
If he's got everything where it should be, I'm reelin' him in.
Here's a photo that'll get your pencil moving.
Mrs. Krabappel: "Dear Woodrow, I must admit I'm intrigued. You're not like the other men I've met."
Bart: Yeah. I'm the 28th President of the United States.
Mrs. Krabappel: "But, I've had some bad experiences with these ads. So, I'd like to learn more about you. Please write back soon. Here's a photo that'll get your pencil moving."
Maybe we should let the dog in.
Marge: Maybe we should let the dog in.
Homer: Marge, dogs love the outdoors.
Marge: I think he needs a dog house.
Homer: Yeah, but what're ya gonna do?
Marge: I'll bet we could buy a nice dog house for fifty dollars.
Homer: Marge, you're a tool of the dog house makers.
Marge: I am not!
Homer: Yes, you are. You've been brainwashed by all those dog house commercials on TV.
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius! Age of Aquarius! Aquarius!
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius! Age of Aquarius! Aquarius!
I question the educational value of this assembly.
Miss Hoover: I question the educational value of this assembly.
Mrs. Krabappel: Hey, it'll be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumpin' gas for a living.
Those guys must be millionaires!
Bart: Those guys must be millionaires!
Nelson: I'll bet they get all kinds of girls!
Presenting, the Twirl King Champions!
Kids, this is a yo-yo. Kinda dull, huh? Not much competition for a video game... Or is it!? Presenting, the Twirl King Champions!
Knock it off!
People... people... Allllll right. You know I can wait just as long as you. [Crosses his arms and waits, then] Knock it off!
Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices.
Mrs. Krabappel: One scratch and win, Apu.
Apu: Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?
Mrs. Krabappel: Let's see.
Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made of -- yup, zinc.
Dad: Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made of -- yup, zinc.
Jimmy: Come back zinc! Come back...
Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.
Dad: Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
Jimmy: Dear God, what have I done?
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