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Showing posts with label Mrs. Krabappel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mrs. Krabappel. Show all posts
He's not dead, is he Bart?
Mrs. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he Bart?
Bart: Nah. But I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.
Mrs. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.
I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition.
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. In some cases, still in their original wrappings.
Mrs. Krabappel: Duly noted.
Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.
Samantha: How do we know when we fall in love?
Mrs. Krabappel: Oh, don't you worry. Most of you will never fall in love and marry out of fear of dying alone.
I will now show a short sex education film.
Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans, I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ismail, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
Now, class, I promised you a surprise today...
Mrs. Krabappel: Now, class, I promised you a surprise today...
Milhouse: Wow!
Ay, caramba!
Mrs. Krabappel: "Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet. Why don't we go out to dinner and afterward we can go to my apartment for some home cookin'."
Bart: Huh? [realizing] Ay, caramba!
If he's got everything where it should be, I'm reelin' him in.
If he's got everything where it should be, I'm reelin' him in.
Here's a photo that'll get your pencil moving.
Mrs. Krabappel: "Dear Woodrow, I must admit I'm intrigued. You're not like the other men I've met."
Bart: Yeah. I'm the 28th President of the United States.
Mrs. Krabappel: "But, I've had some bad experiences with these ads. So, I'd like to learn more about you. Please write back soon. Here's a photo that'll get your pencil moving."
I question the educational value of this assembly.
Miss Hoover: I question the educational value of this assembly.
Mrs. Krabappel: Hey, it'll be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumpin' gas for a living.
Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices.
Mrs. Krabappel: One scratch and win, Apu.
Apu: Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?
Mrs. Krabappel: Let's see.
You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Hey, what gives?
Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
Children, I don't know how to break this to you... but... Principal Skinner is missing.
Mrs. Krabappel: Children, I don't know how to break this to you... but... Principal Skinner is missing.
Children: Yay!
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