Lisa, I've been thinking it over, and next summer I'm getting a job.

Lisa, I've been thinking it over, and next summer I'm getting a job.

Bart, I didn't want you to see me cry.

Milhouse: Bart, I didn't want you to see me cry.

Bart: Oh, come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee. You cry when they're out of chocolate milk. You cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over.

It's recess everywhere but in his heart.

Chuck: There stands a broken man.

Ralph: It's recess everywhere but in his heart.

Hey, Milhouse, would you like a wet willy?

Will I get beat up today?

Will I get beat up today?

You've changed, man.

You've changed, man.

Let's go, Simpson.

Let's go, Simpson.

Pink belly! Pink belly! Pink belly!

Bullies: Pink belly! Pink belly! Pink belly!

Bart: All right, break it up, boys. That belly ain't gonna get any pinker.

Now, class, I promised you a surprise today...

Mrs. Krabappel: Now, class, I promised you a surprise today...

Milhouse: Wow!

You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Hey, what gives?

Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.

Terrible, just terrible. You know, they seem to get worse every year.

Terrible, just terrible. You know, they seem to get worse every year.

Sorry, Maggie. Game's over.

Milhouse: Milhouse to Bart. Do you wanna come over and play?

Bart: Really? We can be friends again? Did your mom die?

Milhouse: Uh I don't think so.

Bart: Well, who cares? Milhouse, I'll be right there. Sorry, Maggie. Game's over.

Please, please, let them be friends.

All Bart and Milhouse have is each other. They're too young for girls and they're a popular target for bullies and in the Christmas pageant, they're always sheep. Please, please, let them be friends.

They're fine.

Marge: Homer, it's really coming down. Could you check on the boys?

Homer: They're fine.

Yeah, a sleepover. That's what pals do, right? Real friendly-like.

We're all gonna stay here with the comic book. It'll be like a sleepover. Yeah, a sleepover. That's what pals do, right? Real friendly-like.

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

We demand more asbestos!

Martin: In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

Bart: That's not enough! We demand more asbestos!