Showing posts with label Homer Defined. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Homer Defined. Show all posts

Do you even know what button you pushed?!

homer simpson looking back and forth nervously

Voice: Fifteen seconds to core meltdown.

Ari: Just do what you did before.

Homer: All right. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.

Voice: Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.

Ari: Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant with that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pushed?!

Homer: Sure -- "moe"!

You be good.

bart simpson pumping the handgrip of a dead eye bb gun

Bart: Thanks for sticking up for me.

Marge: What makes you think I did it?

Bart: Who else would?

Marge: Aww. You be good.

Bart: I will.

Sorry, Maggie. Game's over.

maggie simpson sucking on a chess piece instead of her pacifier

Milhouse: Milhouse to Bart. Do you wanna come over and play?

Bart: Really? We can be friends again? Did your mom die?

Milhouse: Uh I don't think so.

Bart: Well, who cares? Milhouse, I'll be right there. Sorry, Maggie. Game's over.

Please, please, let them be friends.

luann van houten looking out at milhouse sitting on the seesaw alone; luann van houten looking outside to see milhouse van houten sitting by himself on a teeter-totter

All Bart and Milhouse have is each other. They're too young for girls and they're a popular target for bullies and in the Christmas pageant, they're always sheep. Please, please, let them be friends.

One minute to core meltdown.

homer simpson trying to think back to his training to prevent the core meltdown

Voice: One minute to core meltdown.

Homer: Shut up!