Showing posts with label Lisa's Pony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lisa's Pony. Show all posts

Homer, are you stealing Squishees?

homer simpson drinking directly from the squishee machine

Apu: Homer, are you stealing Squishees?

Homer: No sir.

I got down on the floor for this?

game over message flashing on tv screen

Bart: Game's over, Grampa.

Grampa: I got down on the floor for this?

Yes, move the... what's a joystick?

bart simpson trying to help grampa simpson play a video game with a joystick

Bart: Grampa, if you wanna go right...

Grampa: Yes...

Bart: ...joystick to the left.

Grampa: Yes, move the... what's a joystick?

Sneh.

homer simpson talking with marge simpson in bed

Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.

Homer: Mm.

Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?

Homer: Buh.

Marge: Those aren't even words!

Homer: Sneh.

Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things, I'm gonna -- you know -- go fruity.

homer simpson wiggling his fingers while talking with marge simpson in bed

Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things, I'm gonna -- you know -- go fruity.

Look Homer, Lisa's taking her first steps.

young lisa simpson taking her first steps

Marge: Look Homer, Lisa's taking her first steps.

Homer: [not looking up] You taping it?

Marge: Yes.

Homer: I'll watch it later.

My ding-a-ling / My ding-a-ling / I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

chuck singing "my ding a ling" in the springfield elementary talent show
My ding-a-ling / My ding-a-ling / I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing.

homer simpson flipping through his wallet to find a picture of lisa simpson

Homer: Please, you've got to open that store.

Jer: Let me think about it... Eh... No.

Homer: Okay, okay. But I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing. [going through his wallet] Well I don't have one.