can we have a pool, dad?: Lisa's Substitute

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Holy moly, talk about parenting!

homer simpson dancing to celebrate his good parenting skills

Holy moly, talk about parenting!

One for Martin. Two for Martin!

martin prince and wendell jumping up and down to celebrate martin prince's victory in the class election

Bart: I demand a re-count!

Mrs. Krabappel: One for Martin. Two for Martin! Would you like another recount?

"Why me? What did I do to deserve this fat old piece of...?"

homer simpson touching plasma ball and his hair standing on end; lisa simpson angrily looking at homer simpson

She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education, youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks, "Why me? What did I do to deserve this fat old piece of...?"

lisa simpson touching plasma ball and her hair standing on end

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

bart simpson rubbing one of martin prince's posters on his butt

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!

More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!

We demand more asbestos!

bart simpson and children in class cheering for more asbestos

Martin: In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

Bart: That's not enough! We demand more asbestos!

children in class cheering on bart simpson, yelling whoo whoo whoo; mrs. krabappel looking defeated

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

children in class cheering on bart simpson, yelling whoo whoo whoo; mrs. krabappel facepalm

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

children in class cheering on bart simpson, yelling whoo whoo whoo; mrs. krabappel looking annoyed

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Bart! Bart! Bart!

bart simpson making faces in the classroom doorway

Mrs. Krabappel: People! What have I told you about encouraging him? When Bart wins approval for making a fool of himself, it makes him think that he's--

Milhouse: Yay, Bart!

Children: Bart! Bart! Bart!

Malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.

principal skinner telling the class about ticks and lyme disease while lisa simpson listens attentively

Lyme disease is spread by small parasites called ticks. When a diseased tick attaches itself to you, it begins sucking your blood. Malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.