Showing posts with label Wendell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wendell. Show all posts

One for Martin. Two for Martin!

martin prince and wendell jumping up and down to celebrate martin prince's victory in the class election

Bart: I demand a re-count!

Mrs. Krabappel: One for Martin. Two for Martin! Would you like another recount?

We demand more asbestos!

bart simpson and children in class cheering for more asbestos

Martin: In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

Bart: That's not enough! We demand more asbestos!

You must be at least eight years old to enter.

boys watching the top hat channel

Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air! The most beautiful women in the world! Just fifty cents! I am your host, Bart Simpson! You must be at least eight years old to enter.

TV: And now, The Top Hat Channel is honored to present: Broadcast Nudes.

All: Ooh!

Milhouse: Gross!

Martin: Yet strangely compelling.