Showing posts with label The Otto Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Otto Show. Show all posts

Otto!

otto mann's hair blowing in the breeze from the fan on the school bus

Bart: Otto!

Otto: That's what my driver's license says!

No, he was trying to warn her... about the ax-wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!

homer simpson and marge simpson shaking with alarm from hearing lisa simpson screaming upstairs

Otto: So the lady drove faster, but the strange car kept banging into her from behind. So, finally, she swerves off the road into the woods and lost the other car. And that's when she realized the man in the other car wasn't trying to hurt her. No, he was trying to warn her... about the ax-wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!

Lisa: Did the maniac kill her?

Otto: Natch! And you know how I know?

Lisa: How?

Otto: Because... I was that maniac!

Lisa: [screams]

I'd like to play me latest chart-topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs."

bart simpson performing at a rock concert

I'd like to play me latest chart-topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs."

We salute you, our half-inflated Dark Lord.

spinal tap's drummer drumming under a deflated devil

Nigel: Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump, but that's supposed to be a devil.

David: Filled up with air, it's very evil and impressive.

Derek: We salute you, our half-inflated Dark Lord.

My little guy's first rock concert.

marge simpson rubbing bart simpson's head

My little guy's first rock concert. I hope the Spinal Taps don't play too loud.