Lyle Lanely: I swear it's Springfield's only choice. Throw up your hands, and raise your voice!
Crowd: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Crowd: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again!
Crowd: Monorail!
Showing posts with label Reverend Lovejoy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reverend Lovejoy. Show all posts
New Orleans!
Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet
New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whores
New Orleans! Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell you should take that trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip'
New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul
New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans!
I do.
Reverend Lovejoy: Do you Bob, take Selma, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?
Sideshow Bob: I do.
There, there. There, there.
Bart: Reverend Lovejoy! You've come to comfort me?
Reverend Lovejoy: Yes, Bart. There, there. There, there.
Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze
Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
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