can we have a pool, dad?: Sideshow Bob

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sideshow bob smiling in the light of the tv

sideshow bob watching selma bouvier watch television

Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

sideshow bob shuddering at the thought of rubbing selma bouvier's feet

Selma: Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

Sideshow Bob: [shuddering groan]

Even murder has its ugly side.

sideshow bob scrubbing himself clean after having sex with selma bouvier

Selma: [moaning] Bob, one of my fillings fell out.

Sideshow Bob: Even murder has its ugly side.

sideshow bob looking at selma bouvier in bed

I do.

sideshow bob saying "i do" as the grim reaper

Reverend Lovejoy: Do you Bob, take Selma, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?

Sideshow Bob: I do.

Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

sideshow bob tapping his fingers impatiently

Man: Thank you, Señor MacGyver. You saved our village.

MacGyver: Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

selma bouvier and sideshow bob singing karaoke

sideshow bob hitting krusty the clown in the face with a pie

Turn them in, and Krusty will send you a free slide whistle, just like Sideshow Bob's!

If you know who cut off Jebediah's head -- I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy -- turn them in, and Krusty will send you a free slide whistle, just like Sideshow Bob's!