Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came West in 1838.

Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield came West in 1838. Along the way, he met a ferocious bear and killed him with his bare hands. That's B-A-R-E hands. Although, modern historians recently uncovered evidence that the bear, in fact, probably killed him.

Side note: This is the scene that gave rise to the brilliant idea of two-frame Simpsons gifs.

Turn them in, and Krusty will send you a free slide whistle, just like Sideshow Bob's!

If you know who cut off Jebediah's head -- I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy -- turn them in, and Krusty will send you a free slide whistle, just like Sideshow Bob's!

If anyone has any information, please dial "O" and ask for the police. That number again, "O."

Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial "O" and ask for the police. That number again, "O."

Where's your father?

Where's your father?