Showing posts with label Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. Show all posts
No matter how good a movie is, it can't compare to the imagination of a small boy.
No matter how good a movie is, it can't compare to the imagination of a small boy.
During the war, Itchy and Scratchy put their differences aside and teamed up to fight a bigger foe.
During the war, Itchy and Scratchy put their differences aside and teamed up to fight a bigger foe.
[hiccup] Kill me... [hiccup] Kill me...
Kent Brockman: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for forty-five years.
Man: [hiccup] Kill me... [hiccup] Kill me...
Jin-gle Bells, Jin-gle Bells...
Bart: Jin-gle Bells, Jin-gle Bells...
Homer: Bart! Why are you doing that?
Bart: I'unno.
If you want suspense... romance...
If you want suspense... romance... you'll find it in the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. Coming to a theater near you. [quick muttered disclaimer] 53% new footage.
Let's get him a present.
Grampa: Look what your bad egg of a son did to my teeth!
Homer: Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth." "The nurses are stealing my money." "This thing on my neck is getting bigger."
Marge: Now this is exactly what Bart's teacher was talking about. Our son did something wrong and you look the other way.
Homer: But Marge, look at that hangdog expression. He's learned his lesson. Let's get him a present.
All right, ladies. Prepare to be blown away by "Bang-Bang Bart!"
All right, ladies. Prepare to be blown away by "Bang-Bang Bart!"
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