You know, people think only mules can pull carts. Impatient people think that, but patient people know better.

You know, people think only mules can pull carts. Impatient people think that, but patient people know better.

Free to loving home, world's most brilliant dog. Says "I love you!" on command.

Free to loving home, world's most brilliant dog. Says "I love you!" on command.

It's not the end of the world. We all loved that quilt.

Marge: My quilt! Six generations, ruined!

Homer: Now, Marge, honey, honey, honey, come on, come on, don't get upset. It's not the end of the world. We all loved that quilt. But you can't get too attached to-- Aaaa! My cookie! This is not happening! This is not happening!

Blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah.

Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself...

Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself... spoil yourself... spoil yourself...

Now that's a sewing finger, honey.

Now that's a sewing finger, honey.

You just need to develop a callus.

You just need to develop a callus.

It is NOT MY DOG! I tied MY DOG outside MY SELF! I am looking at him right-- D'OH!

Are you losing your hearing, or are you just stupid? I am going to explain this to you one more time, and then I'm going to hang up on you. It is NOT MY DOG! I tied MY DOG outside MY SELF! I am looking at him right-- D'OH!