Homer: Oof.
Dr. Nick: Oh, dear. I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug.
Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mike, try to lift your arm.
Mike Scioscia: Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal... rate.
Dr. Hibbert: Well, I'm afraid you have a case of acute radiation poisoning, Mr. Scioscia.
Mike Scioscia: Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
Dr. Hibbert: [chuckles] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breathe.
Mike Scioscia: Oh... man.
Hey, you're Homer's sister in law, right? I remember you, but I don't remember you being so beau[belches]tiful. Ow! Hey! [belching and coughing] Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.