Showing posts with label Dr. Hibbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr. Hibbert. Show all posts

Oof.

dr. nick riviera booping homer in the stomach

Homer: Oof.

Dr. Nick: Oh, dear. I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug.

Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal... rate.

mike scioscia in the hospital attempting to lift his arm

Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mike, try to lift your arm.

Mike Scioscia: Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal... rate.

Dr. Hibbert: Well, I'm afraid you have a case of acute radiation poisoning, Mr. Scioscia.

Mike Scioscia: Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?

Dr. Hibbert: [chuckles] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breathe.

Mike Scioscia: Oh... man.

Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.

patty bouvier sprays barney gumble with mace

Hey, you're Homer's sister in law, right? I remember you, but I don't remember you being so beau[belches]tiful. Ow! Hey! [belching and coughing] Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.