Bart: Hey Grampa, top me off.
Grampa: Are you sure your Ma lets you kids drink coffee?
Bart: For the last time, yes!
Showing posts with label The War of the Simpsons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The War of the Simpsons. Show all posts
She's the Queen of the Harpies!
John: She's the Queen of the Harpies!
Gloria: No, I'm not.
John: Here's your crown, Your Majesty!
Oh, just give me the list! I can read.
Marge: Now if Maggie runs a fever, you call this number. If she sticks her finger in an electrical socket, call this number. If she drinks pine cleanser, call this--
Grampa: Oh, just give me the list! I can read.
You're going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
Marge: You're going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
Homer: No, I didn't! I-- Oh. You mean inside, don't you?
Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.
Hey, you're Homer's sister in law, right? I remember you, but I don't remember you being so beau[belches]tiful. Ow! Hey! [belching and coughing] Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.
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