Bad Cops, Bad Cops
Springfield Cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make Whether in a car or on a bus We don't mind using excessive force Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Bad Cops
Quiet! Biet! Diet! Ziet! Fiet!
Marge: Honey? Honey, honey, honey? Could you please be quiet?
Bart: Quiet! Biet! Diet! Ziet! Fiet!
I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me! I am so great!
I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me! I am so great!
Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.
Homer: Once we get these cats out of the way, it won't be too bad.
Realtor: Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.
You think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Homer: Well... I really should discuss this with my wife.
Dealer: Your wife? [imitating whipcrack]
Homer: What? You think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Dealer: [imitating whipcracks]
Homer: I'll take it!
Pure. West.
Oh. I guess you're only familiar with the new "Batman" movies. Michelle Pfeiffer... ha! The only true "Catwoman" is Julie Newmar, Lee Merriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. [tapping chest] Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
Salesman: She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
Homer: What country is this car from?
Salesman: It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive and you'll agree, "Dazgreb ebn zloty gdev!"
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