The nominees for best writing in a cartoon series are...
The nominees for best writing in a cartoon series are: Strong-dar, Master of Akom, the wedding episode. Action Figure Man, the "How to Buy Action Figure Man" episode. Ren and Stimpy, season premiere. And finally, Itchy and Scratchy, "The Little Barber Shop of Horrors" episode.
Now I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.
Principal Dondelinger: Now I'm going to burn this doughnut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: No!
Principal Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.
Homer: This is not happening. This is not happening!
This patch steadily releases nicotine into my body, eliminating my need for cigarettes.
Hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?
Ehh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a-- ha ha ha! Hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?
Why I laugh?
Homer: This calls for a celebration. We're all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It's April Fools' for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it's May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All: [laughing]
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
All: [laughing]
Homer: Why I laugh?
Oof.
Homer: Oof.
Dr. Nick: Oh, dear. I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug.
Ha, ha! April Fools'. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
Ha, ha! April Fools'. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
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