I dreamed of grand slam homeruns and wiping out nations with the stroke of a pen.

Mr. Burns: Snappy, you know it's hard to imagine, but I was once a barefoot boy with cheek of tan. I dreamed of grand slam homeruns and wiping out nations with the stroke of a pen.

Smithers as Snappy: Well there's still time for all those things, sir.

Mr. Burns: Is there? Controlled nuclear fission is a demanding mistress, Snappy.

Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.

Smithers: Sir, I feel there's something you're not telling me. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.

Mr. Burns: Maybe...

Smithers as Snappy: Hello, Mr. Burns.