You'll do as I say or you'll get such a zetz that you won't even know what hit you!

Krusty the Clown: Papa? When I grow up, can I be a clown?

Rabbi Krustofsky: No! A clown is not a respected member of the community.

Krusty the Clown: But I wanna make people laugh.

Rabbi Krustofsky: Herschel, life is not fun. Life is serious. Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. Pie is for noshing, not for throwing.

Krusty the Clown: But, Papa--

Rabbi Krustofsky: But nothing! You'll do as I say or you'll get such a zetz that you won't even know what hit you!