My third husband bought me this. Give me some chips for it.

lisa simpson forty years in the future smoking and gambling and trading in a ring for some betting chips

Lisa: My third husband bought me this. Give me some chips for it.

Dealer: Are you sure, ma'am?

Lisa: Don't tell me what to do, Sonny. I've been gambling since I was eight. And I've been hockin' jewelry since I was twelve. Now give me some chips!

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