Mr. Burns: If I tug the bill of my cap like so...
Homer: Yes.
Mr. Burns: ...it means the signal is a fake.
Homer: Uh uh.
Mr. Burns: However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly.
Homer: Got it.
Mr. Burns: If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice! If I tug this ear, it means I'm telling you to take the pitch. If I tug this ear...
Homer's brain: Uh-oh. I don't understand a word he's saying. Why doesn't he just let me bat? I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips... Mmm potato chips.
Mr. Burns: ...people will think I'm bidding you "Good day," when in fact I'm telling you to swing for the fences! Got that Simpson?
Homer: Yes, sir!
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