Showing posts with label Homer's Odyssey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Homer's Odyssey. Show all posts

Boy, this intersection is dangerous. Someone ought to put a stop sign here.

Boy, this intersection is dangerous. Someone ought to put a stop sign here.

What should I...!?

Homer: [thinking to himself] Me in charge of safety? This place could blow sky-high. Nah, I'll concentrate on my work now. Hey, this guy's desk sure is big. I can't let Marge support the family! This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen. What should I...!?

Burns: Simpson! Time's up.

Homer: What the hey, I'll take the job.

Not 'til you're 14, my little friend.

Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto?

Otto: Oh, funny you should ask, man. This morning I woke up with this one.

Bart: Cool. I want one.

Otto: Huh. Not 'til you're 14, my little friend.