Maybe there's something else to do on this planet.

Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?

Bart: Nah. Come on, Lise.

Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet.

You are my best friend.

Scratchy: Lemonade?

Itchy: Please.

Scratchy: I made it just for you.

Itchy: You are my best friend.

The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

They fight and bite
They fight and bite and fight
Bite bite bite, fight fight fight
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!