Duh, look at me. I'm Principal Skinner.
Oh, Smithers, when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes...
Mr. Burns: Now, take out that brain and flush it down the toilet.
Smithers: Sir, his family might appreciate it if you returned the brain to his body.
Mr. Burns: Oh, come on. It's 11:45! Oh, Smithers, when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes... all right.
It's alive!
Look, Smithers, a twitch. It's moving. It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well, who's mad now?
Smithers, hand me that ice cream scoop.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, hand me that ice cream scoop.
Smithers: Ice cream scoop?
Mr. Burns: Damn it, Smithers! This isn't rocket science; it's brain surgery!
Well, who is a model ... employee?
Smithers: Wait a minute, sir. That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Mr. Burns: Well, who is a model ... employee?
Smithers: Ehhh... Simpson will do just fine, sir.
How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: Attention, Homer Simpson. Attention, Homer Simpson. Wake up, Homer.
Homer: Huh? What?
Smithers: You're fired.
Homer: For what?
Smithers: For sleeping on the job.
Homer: How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: We've been watching you on the surveillance camera.
Homer: Camera? D'oh!
Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check.
Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check. ... Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
Why at that little shop, right over... there.
Marge: Ugghh, Homer. Where did you get that ugly thing?
Homer: Why at that little shop, right over... there.
If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Bart: Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!
Lisa: Oh yeah, three bad nightmares.
Homer: I'd like to see that! Heh heh heh!