My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

hans moleman shaking

My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

The hamster has learned a valuable lesson -- beware the hand of man.

hamster getting shocked by an electrified piece of food

The hamster has learned a valuable lesson -- beware the hand of man.

Hey girls, check out this president. I am not a butt!

bart simpson's butt dressed up as president richard nixon

Hey girls, check out this president. I am not a butt!

You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.

chief clancy wiggum shaking his hand no in worry

Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.

Chief Wiggum: They are? Oh, no! Have they set a date?

Nooooo!

lisa simpson screaming

Ralph: I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!

Lisa: Nooooo!

Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?

homer simpson brushing his teeth with ned flanders' old toothbrush

Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?

If you think I'm cuddly, and you want my company...

ned flanders singing a love song to the tune of "da ya think i'm sexy" to maude flanders

If you think I'm cuddly
And you want my company
Come on wifey let me know!
Uh, uh, uh! [howling]

He's not dead, is he Bart?

martin prince twitching on the ground

Mrs. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he Bart?

Bart: Nah. But I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.

Mrs. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.

Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.