To think I wasted my life in boardrooms and stockholders meetings, when I could've been watching cartoons!
Showing posts with label Oh Brother Where Art Thou?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oh Brother Where Art Thou?. Show all posts
SORT OF!
Herb: Listen to me. Here's what you do. From now on, before you say anything, say to yourself: "If I was ever sure of anything, I'm sure of this!" Do you understand?
Homer: Sort of.
Herb: Homer?
Homer: What.
Herb: Answer me again with self-confidence!
Homer: SORT OF!
Herb: Now, go get 'em!
Pony ride. Boat ride. Pony ride. Boat ride.
Herb: Whatever you kids want to do today, you just tell Unky Herb.
Marge: Oh, dear.
Lisa: I want to go on a pony ride, Unky Herb.
Bart: I want to go on a boat ride, Unky Herb.
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
A millionaire!? Ooh, I kept the wrong one.
A millionaire!? Ooh, I kept the wrong one. Look son, I'll come as soon as I can get out of here. In the meantime, PLEASE don't do anything stupid.
Watch me dive! Watch me dive!
Lisa and Bart: Watch me dive! Watch me dive!
Homer: OKAY, we're watching!
Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them.
Bart: Man, you weren't watching, I did a double whammy with a half...
Lisa: Hey, you didn't see what I did, you didn't watch me dive...
And our three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
Homer: And our three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
Bart: Hello, sir.
Lisa: Hello, Mr. Powell.
Herb: All born in wedlock?
Homer: Yeah, though the boy was a close call.
Detroit. He lives in Detroit.
Dr. Hibbert's Brother: Well, I do sympathize with your situation, Mr. Simpson. After all, your brother could be anywhere, even...Detroit.
Homer: I know he could be anywhere! That's why I want you to narrow it down, please!
Dr. Hibbert's Brother: You know, Mr. Simpson, if you ask me, the city of brotherly love isn't Philadelphia, it's DETROIT.
Homer: Well, if you ask ME, changing the subject makes you the most worthless, heartless excuse for a human being I ever--
Dr. Hibbert's Brother: Read between the lines, you fool!
Homer: Oh, oh, I get it! Okay. Here's 20 bucks. Now, will you tell me where my brother lives?
Dr. Hibbert's Brother: Mr. Simpson, I don't want--
Homer: Just take it and tell me!
Dr. Hibbert's Brother: Detroit. He lives in Detroit.
Homer: Fine. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wish I could help you, but we're looking for MY brother today.
Dr. Hibbert's Brother: I know how you feel Mr. Simpson. I myself have spent years searching for my long-lost twin brother--
Homer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wish I could help you, but we're looking for MY brother today. Can you tell me his name?
Interesting theory.
Grampa: What are you blubbering about?
Homer: This makes me feel special, Dad. Since I'm the one you kept, that must mean you really love me.
Grampa: Mmm, interesting theory.
Now I'm thinking about holding another meeting -- in bed.
Woman: You certainly broke up that meeting.
McBain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting -- in bed.
Woman: Oh, McBain!
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