Mr. Burns: Mmm, smells delightful.
Bart: All right! Three-eyed fish!
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Lisa, you're learning many lessons tonight and one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt.
Lisa, you're learning many lessons tonight and one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt.
Dear God: We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Dear God: We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Hey! Hello, handsome!
Hairdresser: Well, what do we think?
Homer: Hey! Hello, handsome!
Burns' Campaign Leader: Get that off his face. We're eating with the common man, not Tyrone Power.
Kids, please leave the room. I don't want you to see this.
Homer: Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr. Burns is coming over for dinner.
Marge: What!?
Homer: Oh, and some reporters and camera crews, but you don't have to feed them.
Bart: Cool, man! A media circus!
Marge: Absolutely not!
Homer: Come on, Marge!
Marge: Mm-mm. I'm going to be ringing doorbells for Mary Bailey that night.
Homer: D'oh! Kids, please leave the room. I don't want you to see this.
Bart: Uh-oh.
Homer: Please please please please please please please please please please...
Many of you consider him to be a hideous genetic mutation.
Oh, hello friends, I'm Montgomery Burns, your next governor and I'm here to talk to you about my little friend here, Blinky. Many of you consider him to be a hideous genetic mutation. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. But don't take my word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what he thinks.
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