Hello, I'm Kent Brockman and this is Eye on Springfield.
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman and this is Eye on Springfield.
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman and this is Eye on Springfield.
Like the arrogant Roman and Judah Ben Hur, these modern charioteers battle ferociously. No quarter given, none asked.
Like the arrogant Roman and Judah Ben Hur, these modern charioteers battle ferociously. No quarter given, none asked.
I think we're near a breakthrough.
Dave: How's your research coming, son?
Dave Jr.: I think we're near a breakthrough.
I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
Homer: Oh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
Selma: You're also fat.
Homer: I'm also fat!
Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame. Stupid kid.
Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame. Stupid kid.
Boo!
Dr. Nick: I'm offering three bottles -- enough to clean one thousand tombstones -- for only thirty-nine ninety-five!
Audience: Boo!
With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm!
With one application of Spiffy, you'll think the body's still warm!
I got down on the floor for this?
Bart: Game's over, Grampa.
Grampa: I got down on the floor for this?
Yes, move the... what's a joystick?
Bart: Grampa, if you wanna go right...
Grampa: Yes...
Bart: ...joystick to the left.
Grampa: Yes, move the... what's a joystick?
Sneh.
Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Homer: Mm.
Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
Homer: Buh.
Marge: Those aren't even words!
Homer: Sneh.
Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things, I'm gonna -- you know -- go fruity.
Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things, I'm gonna -- you know -- go fruity.
Look Homer, Lisa's taking her first steps.
Marge: Look Homer, Lisa's taking her first steps.
Homer: [not looking up] You taping it?
Marge: Yes.
Homer: I'll watch it later.
My ding-a-ling / My ding-a-ling / I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing.
Homer: Please, you've got to open that store.
Jer: Let me think about it... Eh... No.
Homer: Okay, okay. But I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing. [going through his wallet] Well I don't have one.
That young man just became The Boy of a Thousand Days Detention.
That young man just became The Boy of a Thousand Days Detention.
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