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Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul-- No, not even Milhouse.

bart simpson trying to stop his arm from using the telephone

Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul-- No, not even Milhouse.

Happy birthday, overlooked middle child

maggie simpson blowing a blowout at lisa simpson as she sings happy birthday to herself and then cries

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday, overlooked middle child
Happy birthday to me.

Well, there's probably a downside I don't see.

Leon: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?

Bart: Hmm, lobotomy.

[begin dream]

[Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp]

Homer: [zombie-like] That's all right, son.

[end dream]

Bart: Well, there's probably a downside I don't see.

[nonsensical blubbering]

homer simpson using his finger to move his lips up and down

Leon: Why'd they put you in here?

Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt.

Leon: I understand. People thought I was crazy for the way I dressed.

Homer: What'd you wear?

Leon: One white glove covered with rhinestones.

Homer: [nonsensical blubbering]

Hee hee hee!

leon kompowsky (michael jackson) grabs his crotch

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Hee hee hee!

Our $50,000 home video finalists are: "Man Breaking Hip." "Dog on Fire." Ruff. Anybody order a hot dog? And finally, "Baby With a Nail Gun."

homer simpson laughing at the tv while snowball ii sleeps on his stomach

Our $50,000 home video finalists are: "Man Breaking Hip." "Dog on Fire." Ruff. Anybody order a hot dog? And finally, "Baby With a Nail Gun."

I... apologize!

Bart: Ah, my lucky red hat. Clean as a whistle.

Homer: You! You did this to me!

Bart: I... apologize!

Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

homer simpson searching for a white shirt in the laundry basket

Homer: Ahh! Pink?! Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.

Marge: Now Homer, don't panic. You have plenty of white shirts.

Homer: Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Two dollars for the first minute, fifty cents for each additional minute.

maggie simpson hanging from the ceiling fan in the kitchen while bart simpson calls the krusty hotline

Marge: Bart, watch Maggie while I get the laundry.

Bart: Can do. Hmm, Krusty Hotline.

Krusty the Clown: Hi, kids! You've reached the Krusty Hotline. If you haven't asked your parents' permission-- naughty, naughty, but Krusty forgives you. Two dollars for the first minute, fifty cents for each additional minute. Huahahahahaha! Thanks for calling, kids. A new message every day.

Bart. Bart! Hey, Bart.

lisa simpson holding bart simpson's nose closed to wake him up

Bart. Bart! Hey, Bart.