Showing posts with label When Flanders Failed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label When Flanders Failed. Show all posts

It's funny how two wrongs sometimes make a right.

bart simpson hanging by his underwear from a basketball hoop

It's funny how two wrongs sometimes make a right.

I think they've learned their lesson already, Lise.

bart simpson looking back and forth nervously on the school playground

Lisa: Start them off with the Touch of Death and go from there.

Bart: I think they've learned their lesson already, Lise.

Dolph: No, we want to see the Touch of Death!

Kearney: Yeah, come on, Karate Kid. Waste me.

Another member of our nuclear family with some helpful suggestions.

mr. burns holding and petting a white cat

Mr. Burns: Oh, look, Smithers. Another member of our nuclear family with some helpful suggestions. And what's your name?

Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.

Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Mm-hmm. I'm Monty Burns.

Hey, I know you! You're that first apple I didn't want!

homer simpson looking at apples in a vending machine

Hey, I know you! You're that first apple I didn't want!

scratchy running around while on fire

Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.

bart simpson using the touch of death on lisa simpson

Bart: Lisa, shut your eyes. Soon you will be at peace.

Lisa: Hey, quit it, Bart. Quit it. Hey, quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Mom!!

Marge: Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.

bart simpson playing touch of death arcade video game

I think you owe somebody a little apology.

homer simpson, marge simpson, and bart simpson watching tv; akira punching on tv in background in a commercial for springfield martial arts academy

See, Marge, you knock TV, and then it helps you out. I think you owe somebody a little apology.

...choreographers...

choreographer breaking a cinder block with his head in a commercial for springfield martial arts academy

Akira: ...choreographers...

Choreographer: Hoa!

...landscape architects...

landscape architect breaking a cinder block with her head in a commercial for springfield martial arts academy

Akira: ...landscape architects...

Landscape Architect: Haiiiii-ya!

...homemakers...

homemaker breaking a cinder block with her head in a commercial for springfield martial arts academy

Akira: ...homemakers...

Homemaker: Hoi-ya!

Doctors...

doctor breaking a cinder block with his head in a commercial for springfield martial arts academy

Akira: People from all walks of life: Doctors...

Doctor: Hai-ya!

Karate focuses the mind and gives one self-confidence.

akira lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers in a commercial for springfield martial arts academy

Karate focuses the mind and gives one self-confidence.

Ehh. Too far.

homer simpson imagining ned flanders' grave

Ned: Hey, you must have something you want to wish for, Homer.

...

Homer: Ehh. Too far.